The British Isles, it is said, are inhabited by four
nations.
The Scots, who keep the Sabbath, and everything else they
can lay
their hands on.
The Welsh, who pray upon their knees and upon their
neighbours.
The Irish, who don't know what they want, but are willing
to die for it.
And the English, who, considering themselves a race of
self-made men,
thereby relieve the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.
