The bartender says to Mulligan, "No more gin for you, me
boy, you're
plastered." So Mulligan says to the
bartender: "Plashtered, me? Why, I
can see that one eyed cat coming into the pub way over
there!"
The barman says to Mulligan, "One eyed cat? That cat's
not one eyed,
and it's not coming into the pub, it's leaving!
