For a long time, Mary had a fantasy of making love with a
black man.
One night, when she was in a bar, she met a handsome black
man who appeared
to be well-hung, so she figured, what the hell, she'd go
for it. So Mary
asked
the fellow to come home with her.
When the two got to Mary's apartment, Mary told the black
man about her
fantasy,
and asked if he would be a part of it. Well, he, of
course, agreed, so the two headed for Mary's bedroom.
When they got there, Mary said, "Ok,
first, I want you to undress me and tie me to the bed!"
So he did. By this time, Mary was worked into a
passionate frenzy. She looked up
at the black man and said, "Now, big boy, do what you do
best!"
...he picked up her VCR and left.